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Alternative Activewear


Regular price $44.99 AUD
Regular price Sale price $44.99 AUD
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Pay tribute to the reason for the season: Santa and his benevolent gift-giving ways. Your parents may take all the credit for the yearly gifting of objects d'art that would be best suited thrown in a flaming bin,  but it's Santa who gets shit done, which is why we leave him a beer and some cookies. Obvs.

Give a shout-out to the main man and make him laugh from his belly like a bowl full of vegan jelly. You may even get that doctor Barbie you've wanted since childhood. Sucking up totally pays. Thanks, Santa mate, I do want an R2D2 toaster, cheers.

Soft and built to move with you during a hard sesh of present opening, this is the gift that keeps on giving. It even has a relaxed fit for maximum comfort, which means one thing: MOAR POTATOES!!! Oh yeaaaaah.

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Side-seamed
  • Great quality and soft af

Size guide

Body Length (cm) 66 69 71 74 76 79
Body Width (cm) 41 46 51 57 62 67

This item is from our Custom Collection. Individually made up, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.