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Alternative Activewear


Regular price $49.66 AUD
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It's concise, precise, and to the point: Merry Fucking Xmas.

Plus it offers a double meaning to suit both sides of the Christmas spectrum;

If you're the type to offer up a 'Humbug' at the commercialisation and forced merriment of the silly season, you can wear the sentiment on your chest with this awesomely Grinchey top.

On the other hand, maybe you love the holidays; there's food-gorging, Muppet movies, cheese and best of all PRESENTS. So if you can't keep your joy contained, feel free to burst with excitement and wish everybody a Merry Fucking Xmas!

 Either way you wear it, this drop arm tank top is the gift that keeps giving, made of soft and durable combed cotton, with a loose fit that will ensure breathability throughout the day.

By ordering a custom item like this you'll be giving the environment a pressie by reducing waste. It will take a little longer to arrive sure, but that's a small price to pay for protecting our ecosystems. 

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Fabric weight: 150 gsm
  • Relaxed fit
  • Preshrunk
  • Rib at collar
  • Double-needle bottom hem

Size guide

Body Length (cm) 69 72 75 78 81 84
Chest Width (cm) 45 48 51 54 57 60

This item is from our Custom Collection. Individually made up, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.