MERRY XMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL CUSTOM (LOW SLUNG) MUSCLE TANK
This "Merry Xmas Ya Filthy Animal" tank has the dual purpose of helping get you into the spirit of things and workout in comfort online, home alone.
A nod to one of Macaulay Culkin's most iconic roles, this tank will help identify proper Christmas movie aficionados, helping you steer clear of those you'd rather not argue the anti-feminist subplot of Love, Actually to.
Possibly the best Christmas tank on record* the "Merry Xmas Ya Filthy Animal" low slung top will spread Christmas cheer among filthy animals everywhere, putting a knowing smile on the face of those you'd share a wheel of brie with.
As a present to you or the lucky animal you buy this for, this tank is made of soft and durable combed cotton, with a loose fit that will ensure breathability throughout the day. And as all Australians will expect on Christmas day itself - it could be hot as, it may be cold, only Santa knows.
*May be an exaggeration, may not be, the stats are still being collected.
By ordering a custom item like this you'll be doing your bit to reduce waste. It will take a little longer to arrive sure, but that's a small price to pay for protecting our ecosystems. Happy Christmas ya filthy ecosytem!
- 100% combed cotton
- Fabric weight: 150 gsm
- Relaxed fit
- Rib at collar
- Double-needle bottom hem
|Body Length (cm)||69||72||75||78||81||84|
|Chest Width (cm)||45||48||51||54||57||60|
This item is from our Custom Collection. Individually made up, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.