Collection: Early Bird

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the BIRD! B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, B-bird's the word!”

Did ya know that if you book in early, you’ll score yourself a rad discount?

‘Cos we all know early birds get the juiciest worms.

Plus, you’ll get first dibs on the next program. Winning!

Why? You’re a valued recruit and mega babe, so training wouldn’t be the same without ya.

Don’t be a goose, and lock it while you still can. (Offer ends 1 Oct, 11:59pm)

NOTE: We’ve cut ‘em real low for you baby, so there’s no additional discounts on early bird prices - unless you’re a member of carnation, flamingo or PiNK. If that’s case, shoot us an email, stat. 

Trivia time: Did you know that the original “B-bird's the word!” song was originally by a band called The Trashmen? Since then it’s been covered by The Ramones, The Cramps, Pee-wee Herman, Sodom and been featured at length in the cartoon series Family Guy.