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Alternative Activewear

GRACEFUL AS FUCK CUSTOM (LONG) BIKE PANTS

Regular price $76.99 AUD
Regular price Sale price $76.99 AUD
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Fucken check this out - newly designed swear print (LONGER length) bike pants to show what a classy, elegant, graceful human you fucken are. 

Get onto it swearbears and let your legs do the talking in our signature black and pink colourway. It's fonting fantastic.

Let these high-waisted, flattering long-line bike pants do the butt-lifting for ya. Yeah for reals - they're designed to lift your booty.
They go with all kinds of styles, making them a truly versatile piece of gear.
Other than a pack of inbuilt kittens and a beer pocket is there anything more you want ? We think not.

Oh, and don't forget - they're custom-made for you and may take a little longer to get to you. 

Features include:

  • 82% polyester, 12% elastane
  • 2.5 cm elastic in the waistband
  • Double-layered waistband with a pocket in the back for a phone and keys
  • High-waisted fit
  • Butt-lifting cut
  • Flattering length that looks snazzy on all body types

Please note: contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since that can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the pants.

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This garment is part of our Custom Collection. We’re all about individual style over commercial sweat-shop fast fashion and the pieces in this range reflect that. The garments are individually made, unique for you that are ace quality and stand out in a tsunami of blandness.
Due to the extra care in their construction, these pieces take a little longer to be made and shipped. It's totes worth it when the pay-off is wearing an ethical, quality garment owned by an exclusive few. Posh hey?
Please note: Orders are sent through on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 20 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. To do this please refer to our handy as size guide. This will help you work out which size reflects the type of fit you want. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc) should be listed.