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Alternative Activewear


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It's concise, precise, and to the point: Merry Fucking Xmas.

Plus it offers a double meaning to suit both sides of the Christmas spectrum;

If you're the type to offer up a 'Humbug' at the commercialisation and forced merriment of the silly season, you can wear the sentiment on your chest with this awesomely Grinchey tee.

On the other hand, maybe you love the holidays; there's food-gorging, Muppet movies, cheese and best of all PRESENTS. So if you can't keep your joy contained, feel free to burst with excitement and wish everybody a Merry Fucking Xmas!

Either way, you wear it, this tee is the gift that keeps giving; made of soft and durable combed cotton, with a loose fit that ensures breathability. 

By ordering a custom item like this you'll be giving the environment a pressie by reducing waste. It will take a little longer to arrive sure, but that's a small price to pay for protecting our ecosystems.  

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 150 gsm
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71

This item is from our Custom Collection. Individually made up, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc) should be listed.