MERRY FUCKING XMAS CUSTOM TEE

This tee covers both sides of the Christmas spectrum; representing those who offer up a 'Humbug' at the commercialisation and forced merriment of the silly season and those who love the presents, cheese and Muppet movies of the season.

So if you can't keep your disdain or joy contained, feel free to be concise, precise, and to the point: Merry Fucking Xmas!

Either way you choose to wear it, this tee is the gift that keeps giving; made of soft and durable combed cotton, with a loose fit that ensures breathability. 

By ordering a custom item like this you'll be giving the environment a pressie by reducing waste. It will take a little longer to arrive sure, but that's a small price to pay for protecting our ecosystems. Including our valuable platypus and koala mates. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 150 gsm
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

This item is from our Custom Collection. Individually made up, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc) should be listed.