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Alternative Activewear


Regular price $44.99 AUD
Regular price Sale price $44.99 AUD
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Pay tribute to the reason for the season: Santa and his benevolent gift-giving ways. Your parents may take all the credit for the yearly gifting of perfumes you'll never wear but it's Santa who gets shit done, which is why we leave him a beer and some cookies. Obvs.

Give a shout-out to the main man and make him laugh from his belly like a bowl full of vegan jelly. You may even get that doctor Barbie you've wanted since childhood. Sucking up totally pays. Thanks, Santa mate, I do want a Wampa rug, cheers.

As the softest and most comfortable t-shirt, we reckon you'll ever own this is the gift that keeps on giving. It even has a relaxed fit for maximum comfort which means one thing: MOAR POTATOES!!!

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 150 gsm
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71

This item is from our Custom Collection. Individually made up, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc) should be listed.