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Alternative Activewear

I FUCKEN HATE THE BEACH CUSTOM MUSCLE TANK

$46.66 AUD
$46.66 AUD
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Let everyone know how passionate you are about not getting sand up ya crack in this versatile, sweary muscle tank. Could be worn when fam or friends drag you out to the giant litter pit, under a towel or jacket for a slow reveal. Fucken LOL.

The product description also suggests that you can dress it up with formal trousers to achieve a more professional look. Go on, we dare ya to wear it to a meeting. Nah, probs not. It is soft and so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere else but. As a custom piece it will take a little longer to get to you, but that's cause we're busy trying to save the bees and stuff.

  • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Wide armholes
  • Relaxed, side-seamed fit

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Shirt Width (cm) 46 51 53 58 64
Shirt Length (cm) 66 69 71 74 76
Chest to fit (cm) 86-94 97-104 107-114 117-124 127-135

This item is from our Custom Collection. These are small run, individually made, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.