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Alternative Activewear


Regular price $44.99 AUD
Regular price Sale price $44.99 AUD
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Show solidarity with the dark sheep of the family and make your loved ones look twice with this sardonic festive tee. Better still, grab one for each member of your family and take a cosy portrait by the tree for Nan. She'll love it.

This tee offers comfort, plus it's great with leggings or jim jams and cosy as of a Christmas morn. 

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 150gsm
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide 


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width 46 51 56 61 66 71


This item is from our Custom Collection. These are small run, individually made, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.