HELL-ISLAND CUSTOM SHORTS - MONSTER GREEN

Get ready to go wild on your next horriday in these monstrous shorts. Dig a moat and create your own island castle. Designed to kick back on the banana lounge or go for a quick dip, these shorts are so versatile your friends will be green with envy.

These old-school style shorts offer maximum breathability (which may not be so great for farting). Brilliant as boxing shorts, rad as running shorts, and ace as athletic shorts, these do it all - and so will you when wearing ‘em.

And, of course, they have pockets. Need we say more? Grab a pair now!

• 91% recycled polyester / 9% elastane
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.3cm inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side POCKETS
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection

size guide - Choose carefully, aye!

This garment is part of our Custom Collection. We’re all about individual style over commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion and the pieces in this range reflect that. The garments are small-run, individually made, unique pieces that are ace quality and stand out in a tsunami of blandness. 
Due to the extra care in their construction, these pieces take a little longer to be made and shipped. It's totes worth it when the pay-off is wearing an ethical, quality garment owned by an exclusive few. Posh hey?
Please note: Orders are sent through most Tuesdays and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. To do this please refer to our handy as size guide. This will help you work out which size reflects the type of fit you want. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc) should be listed.