BLOODY UNREAL CUSTOM MUSCLE TANK

Bloody Unreal, aka incredible, wonderful, what an un-bloody-believable bonza top! 

‘Strayan slang at it’s best, 'Bloody Unreal' (pronounced blardy unreeeeel or unrewwwwl, depending on ya state) is an expression of unbriddled joy. Although metal and horror movie fans might prefer to take the words literally; 'blood-splattered lack of verisimilitude!'. Whichever way you read it, your mates will be crying “flamin' oath Ailsa!” in awe of this Bloody Unreal tank! 

You can wear this soft, sleeveless tank everywhere to delight the general public, or keep it low key on your couch, or during a boxing class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, look that you can layer under if it's a bit cold hey.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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This item is from our Custom Collection. These are small-run, individually made, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.