{"product_id":"merry-fucking-xmas-custom-tee","title":"MERRY FUCKING XMAS CUSTOM TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis tee covers both sides of the Christmas spectrum; representing those who offer up a 'Humbug' at the commercialisation and forced merriment of the silly season \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e those who love the presents, cheese and Muppet movies of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSo if you can't keep your disdain or joy contained, feel free to be concise, precise, and to the point:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerry Fucking Xmas! \u003c\/strong\u003eEither way you choose to wear it, this tee is the gift that keeps giving; made of soft cotton, with a regular fit that ensures breathability. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy ordering a custom item like this you'll be giving the environment a pressie by reducing waste. It will take a little longer to arrive sure, but that's a small price to pay for protecting our world. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA staple tee of your workout wardrobe. It's made of cotton and comfy af.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's sure to be a favourite!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e150 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/pages\/size-chart#essentialtee\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThis item is from our Custom Collection and is made up especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eYeah\u003c\/em\u003e, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/pages\/size-chart#essentialtee\"\u003esize\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/pages\/size-chart\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc.) should be listed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alternative Activewear","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44071751844152,"sku":"7238724_474","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44071751876920,"sku":"7238724_505","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44071751909688,"sku":"7238724_536","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44071751942456,"sku":"7238724_567","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44071751975224,"sku":"7238724_598","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44071752007992,"sku":"7238724_629","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1179\/7372\/products\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-black-front-6379aba9862b5.jpg?v=1668918193","url":"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/products\/merry-fucking-xmas-custom-tee","provider":"Alternative Activewear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}