{"product_id":"hail-santa-custom-classic-tee","title":"HAIL SANTA CUSTOM CLASSIC TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003ePay tribute to the reason for the season: Santa and his benevolent gift-giving ways. Your parents may take all the credit for the yearly gifting of stinky perfumes you'll never wear but it's Santa who gets shit done, which is why we leave him a beer and some cookies. Obvs.\u003cbr\u003eGive a shout-out to the main man and make him laugh from his belly like a bowl full of vegan jelly. You may even get that horsie you've wanted since childhood. Sucking up totally pays. Thanks, Santa mate, I do want a few hundred bucks, gender equality and housing security, cheers legend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the softest and most comfortable t-shirt, we reckon you'll ever own this is the gift that keeps on giving. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIt's made of cotton and comfy af.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIt's sure to be a favourite!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e150 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/pages\/size-chart#essentialtee\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThis item is from our Custom Collection and is made up especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eYeah\u003c\/em\u003e, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and FYI: ya gotta be careful about picking the right \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/pages\/size-chart#essentialtee\"\u003esize\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/pages\/size-chart\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. You can also check out the blurb on each garment, where the fit (loose or tight etc.) should be listed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alternative Activewear","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44071688110392,"sku":"3818102_474","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44071688143160,"sku":"3818102_505","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44071688175928,"sku":"3818102_536","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44071688208696,"sku":"3818102_567","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44071688241464,"sku":"3818102_598","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44071688274232,"sku":"3818102_629","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1179\/7372\/products\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-black-front-6379a6d62f09d.jpg?v=1668916956","url":"https:\/\/alternativeactivewear.com.au\/products\/hail-santa-custom-classic-tee","provider":"Alternative Activewear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}