GRACEFUL AS FUCK CUSTOM BOARDIES

Get onto it swearbears and let your boardies do the talking in our signature black and pink colourway. It's fonting fantastic.

They feature pockets to keep essentials in you can carry snacks. They're water repellent and stretchy so you'll stay comfy as. Custom made by swearing-fairies union*, these shorts may take a little longer to arrive.

*not strictly true

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfibre fabric
• 16.5 cm inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets

Size guide

This item is from our Custom Collection. These are small run, individually made, unique pieces that are tops quality and really stand out in a crowd. Yeah, this means they take a little longer to be made and shipped: orders are processed on a Tuesday and then take 10 – 15 days to get to you. Oh, and ya gotta be careful about picking the right size. But it's totes worth it, to wear ethical, quality, individual style over bland commercial sweat-shop fast-fashion.