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Merry Fucking Xmas MUSCLE TANK

Merry Fucking Xmas MUSCLE TANK

  • 3995


It's concise, it's precise, it gets the point across: Merry Fucking Xmas.

If you're sick of the commercialisation and the forced merriment of this time of year, wear your silly season sentiment on your chest with this awesomely Gringe-y top.

On the other hand, maybe you love the holidays and its related food-gorging so much, that you can't keep yourself contained, and are bursting with excitement to wish everybody a Merry Fucking Xmas!

Or perhaps you just want to celebrate the festivities without giving up your beloved swears?

With so many possible implications, this is one top suitable for everyone* at Xmas time!

*everyone who isn't offended by the word "fucking".

Features:

  • Regular fit 
  • Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges 
  • Light weight, 150 GSM
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Neck ribbing, double needle bottom hem, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

Care Instructions
Washing Instructions: 
Cold Machine Wash (further detail on actual garment)

Sizing Chart (measurements in centimetres)

Garment width/ Length

S   48/72 

M  51/75 

L   54/78

How to Measure:

  • Lay an existing top flat.
  • Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
  • Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the top.

Delivery: 

  • We shipped directly to you
  • All printing is done in Melbourne
  • Regular Shipping - Australia Post 2-5 business days to metro areas

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